Cara Delevingne and Orlando Bloom Take a Lie Detector Test

[Host] Cara, Orlando.

We're not lying yet.

No.

Okay.

Did you just lie?

No. [laughs]

You're not Cara?

No. Are you not Cara?

I don't know.

[laughing]

[Host] We've brought you in today

to take a lie detector test.

All right.

[Host] One of you will be hooked up to the machine

while the other asks questions.

And then you switch.

So, who would like to go first?

At what part?

At asking the questions or being tested.

I don't mind. I don't mind.

You first. I'll ask the questions.

[groans] [laughs]

[briefcase clicking]

[electricity pulsing]

Put your arms out for me.

Okay, questions.

Is your name Orlando Bloom?

It is.

Are you British?

I am.

Are you nervous to take this polygraph test?

No.

[gavel clunks]

One of your first major roles

was Legolas in Lord of the Rings, right?

That is correct.

Can you still speak Elvish?

Yes.

Can you say something to me in Elvish?

I can try.

[speaking Elvish]

I should as you to do that more, it's great.

[laughing]

You're doing bloody well.

Okay, do you know where the Hobbits are going?

[laughing]

I know this!

Mordor?

Isengard!

Yes!

Oh, you knew that.

Would you say you looked better as a blonde?

Yes.

Fascinating.

Do you think I look better as a blonde?

Yes.

[laughing]

Jesus.

Okay.

Be honest.

Do you ever throw on a blonde wig when you're alone?

No.

[Cara] Aww.

[laughing]

That's questionable.

That's questionable! That's questionable.

[laughing]

Good.

Is it fair to say I'm more of a Gimli than a Legolas?

[sighs]

No.

Okay, thanks, I'm taking that.

Have you texted a member of the fellowship recently?

Yes.

[Cara] Who was it?

Billy Boyd and Dominic too, Dominic Monaghan.

Okay, you also played Will Turner

in Pirates of the Caribbean film series,

is that correct?

That's correct.

I wanna punch him total in the face.

So, can you name all of the Pirates movies in 10 seconds?

No.

[laughing]

There's a lot of them.

[laughing] I really can't, that's terrible, isn't it?

There's like many of them. Aw, it's really not.

No, it is not.

Okay, that is true.

Do you ever hum the theme song of Pirates to yourself?

[laughing]

No.

[laughing]

Can I hear a bar or two?

[singing] No.

[the actors singing]

That's Rocky.

[Cara] No, yes.

[laughing]

Dammit.

That's the theme song to my life.

[laughing]

He plays Rocky 'til his adulthood.

Okay, do you know why the rum is gone?

[laughing]

Yes.

[Cara] Why?

Because Johnny kept drinking it.

[Cara] That's why.

[laughing]

That's exactly why.

Okay, has it ever been brought--

That is true.

Has it ever brought to your attention

that you're name-dropped in the Hannah Montana song,

Best of Both Worlds?

No.

[Best of Both Worlds by Hannah Montana]

♪ Yeah, you to movie premieres ♪

♪ [Is that Orlando Bloom?] ♪

Did you hear that?

Oh my God! [laughing]

[Cara] Is that Orlando Bloom?!

[Orlando] That's crazy.

Oh my God, that's so, you're fucking, you're so famous.

Oh, but that's so cool.

Okay, in that song, Hannah Montana sings,

being famous is kind of fun.

Would you agree with that sentiment?

No.

What is the best part of being famous?

Getting a table at a restraint.

Last minute.

Okay, would you say you're a fan of pop music?

Yes.

Yes, music, I'm not sure, pop music.

[laughing]

Yes. Yes.

Okay, do you know who this is?

Billie Eilish.

Aww, Billie.

Aww, Billie.

You are a father, correct?

[Orlando] That is true.

Has your son seen any of your movies?

He has.

Which movies has he seen?

He's seen Pirates

and he's seen parts of Lord of the Rings.

That's so cute.

Are you going to let him watch our TV show?

Probably not.

One day?

One day, yes, one day. Your old dad--

That's better, yeah.

[Cara] When he was young, he was cute.

Not right now.

No, no, I get that.

Would you ever let me babysit him?

Yes?

[laughing]

He wanted to say no, it's questionable, I think.

He would probably babysit me as--

[laughing] Yeah, that's right.

Did you lie at any point in this interview

and we didn't catch you?

No.

Oh, I'm so boring, aren't I?

[Cara] Time flies.

Dang it.

[gavel clunks]

[laughing] Oh my God, this is so much more intense.

No!

[laughing]

No!

Am I gonna get in trouble?

[Orlando] No.

Are you sure?

[Orlando] No, no, that's actually really good.

Okay.

You were looking at them like--

[laughs] This is great!

Oh God.

Okay, are you ready?

No.

[Orlando] Is your name Cara Delevingne?

Yes.

Are you a Leo?

Yes.

Are you English?

Yes.

[Orlando] All right, let's get started.

Wait, I'm already up, my heart is being so fast.

[laughing]

Trying to control this.

You began your career as a fashion model,

is that correct?

Yes.

Would you say you've mastered the smize?

Yes.

[Orlando] Can you show me?

[laughing]

Okay, there is one way.

[laughs]

Okay.

[snorts] Ooh!

No, that was too much, that was a really over-smize.

[Orlando] That was good,

I don't even know what a smize is.

[Cara] I didn't know that up top.

You've also won model of the year twice, right?

Yes.

Is winning awards an important measure of success to you?

No.

Would you say modeling is hard?

No.

[laughs]

Is that true?

She's telling the truth. Ooh.

Is Zoolander an accurate representation

of the modeling world?

I wish.

[laughing]

But no.

Would you agree that paparazzi are

one of the downfalls of fame?

Yes.

Have you ever called the paparazzi

to make sure that you got photographed?

No.

[laughs]

Have any of your friends?

Probably. [laughs]

Would you say one of things you're known for

is your thick eyebrows?

Yes. [laughs]

[Orlando] Did you start that trend?

No.

Is it possible that this person,

Lily Collins, copied you?

No. [laughing]

And what about this man? How dare she! [laughing]

Oh my God, I copied him.

No.

Might he have copied you?

No. No.

Are you sick of people asking about your eyebrows?

Yes, no, I don't know.

[laughing]

You attended Princess Eugenie's wedding last year,

is that correct?

Yes.

[Orlando] You once told Lynn Hirschberg

that if you met the queen,

you would ask her where she buys her underwear.

Do you remember this?

Yes.

So, did you have a chance to meet the queen?

No.

In that same interview, you also said,

you wanted to know what kind of toilet paper

they used in Buckingham Palace.

Did you really say this?

Yeah.

Did you ever find out?

No.

[laughing]

But it's different to what they give to the public,

in Buckingham Palace,

apparently to what they use themselves.

[Orlando] Is that right?

Wow. Lowdown, of course.

They still got money.

Is it true you know how to beatbox?

Yes.

Could you freestyle for me right now please?

[beatboxing]

Yeah, tss.

Razz.

[Orlando] You can also play the drums

and the guitar, right?

Yes.

Have you ever considered becoming a one-woman band?

[Cara] Yes.

That's true.

[laughing]

[Cara] I think it's about every day.

Would you let me into your band?

No.

[laughing]

It's one-woman.

Exactly, it doesn't quite work, right?

Be honest, have you ever brought out a guitar at a party

and played Wonderwall?

Yes.

Of course.

[Orlando] Has Taylor Swift?

Haven't done that, not to my knowledge.

Not in front of me.

[laughing]

Probably, though.

I would hope so.

You star in an upcoming episode

of Running Wild with Bear Grylls, correct?

[Cara] Yes.

Do you think you could survive on,

do you say, oh, this is interesting,

do you think I could survive on my own in the wilderness?

Yeah.

Who would you rather be trapped in the wilderness with?

This person, Rihanna,

or this person, Taylor Swift?

Fuck.

[laughs]

Survival skills?

Who would be more likely?

I just, that's a very, very interesting question.

Who would you rather be trapped in the wilderness with?

Not likely to survive with?

[Orlando] That's questionable.

Oh.

You're gonna be trapped in the wilderness

either with Rihanna or with Taylor Swift.

Who would it be?

Probably Ri.

So, would you ever drink your own pee to survive?

Yes.

[laughing]

I'd drink my pee anyways.

Have you done it before?

Yes!

[laughing]

It's sterile after three weeks, everyone.

I actually haven't, that one.

Ooh, wait, never mind.

Was that a lie?

Does she drink her own pee?

Yes, I have.

Really?

Oh my God, that's so good.

These questions were so much better than mine.

Did you lie at any point in this interview

and that we didn't catch?

Yes, I've never drunk my own pee.

Ahh! [slapping papers]

That's confusing. Very good.

I was confused as to whether I admit it online.

Very, very good. [claps]

Look how sweaty I am, ahh!

[Orlando] Very good, yes, her palms are sweaty!

Oh my God!

Look, look, you can see them!

[gavel clunks]