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Noah Centineo & Lana Condor Take a Lie Detector Test

Noah Centineo and Lana Condor, stars of 'To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You,' take Vanity Fair's infamous lie detector test. Does Lana think Noah would make a good X-Men? Does Noah consider himself a heartthrob? Does Lana believe you should always tell your crush if you like them? Does Noah go back and read his old tweets?

Released on 02/12/2020

Transcript

[Interviewer] So..

Lana.

Yeah?

[Interviewer] Noah.

What?

[Interviewer] We brought you here today

to take a lie detector test.

One of you will be hooked up to the machine

while the other ask questions,

and then you'll switch.

Who wants to be in the hot seat first?

Lana will go.

[Noah laughs]

I'm gonna get you!

Okay I'll go.

[machine sounds]

[Noah] You get ready.

I'm shaking.

My heart, I feel my heart like pounding in my chest.

Is it true that you feel your heart pounding

in your chest?

Yes.

Is your name Lana Condor?

Yes.

Are you 22 years old?

I am.

And were you born in Vietnam?

Yes.

She telling the truth?

What if it was--

[Barry] Absolutely.

All right, then let's get started.

So you lived on a farm island in Washington,

that's correct, yes?

Yes.

Okay.

You grew up around a lot of animals?

[Lana] Mm-hm.

Would you say that horse girl

is an appropriate phrase to describe yourself?

Horse girl.

Yes.

Is it true that you gained millions of Instagram followers

in a short period of time following the release of our film?

Yes.

Was there a little bit of pressure that came with that?

[Lana] Yes.

And you like all of my posts on Instagram?

No.

That's true.

It's fair.

[Lana laughs]

Did you see my photos that I've posted of Africa?

Yes.

That's questionable.

I didn't post any pictures--

[laughing]

[Lana] I'm a great liar!

[Noah] Questionable.

That's good.

Okay.

Holy shit.

Okay.

Did you study ballet before acting?

Yes.

[Noah] Do you still dance?

No.

When you're alone do you ever dance in the mirror?

Yes.

And do you ever think it's probably a good thing

that I don't still dance?

Yes.

That's true.

Do you think you're a better dancer than I am?

No.

Lie.

[Noah screams]

[laughing]

You also did some improv.

Were you any good?

No.

That too is a lie.

So it's safe to say you think you're good.

You're good at improv.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, that's good.

Do you think I would make a good improv scene partner?

I think it depends the improv.

[Noah] Okay.

Like, character improv--

Yeah, no we're just really looking

for yes or no questions here.

[laughing]

Yeah, I do.

Was that truth?

That's true.

[laughing]

I do!

I was speaking the truth but I got nervous!

Okay.

I think you'd be a great one too.

[Lana] We improv together, though.

Yeah, yeah we do that.

[Lana] Yeah.

Would you say that I'm your best friend in the world?

No.

She's lying.

Come on.

It was true.

[Noah laughs]

So okay, let's move on to a separate topic

since I'm not your best friend.

Okay, you play Jubilee in X-Men: Apocalypse.

[Lana] Yes.

I like that film.

Did you--

I haven't seen it.

[Barry] That was a lie.

[Noah] I haven't seen it.

That was a lie--

Yes, that was a lie!

However, do you think I would make a good X-Men?

Yes.

Would you mind asking them

if I could be in the next X-Men movie?

Oh, do you want me to ask them?

[Noah] Yeah, could you ask them for me?

No.

But you said I'd be a good X-Men.

Yeah.

But like..

[Noah laughs]

I don't have that like,

you know, hey!

I don't either.

I mean I could like throw it out there but you know,

you feel me.

Yeah yeah yeah.

Do you think I'd make a great Jubilee?

Yes.

Your answers are just off the charts.

So you're a big fan of this man.

Right?

Yes.

Big fan, right?

So if they were to recast To All The Boys,

with The Rock as Peter Kavinsky,

would you agree to do it?

Yes.

Even if it meant I was fired?

No.

[Barry laughs]

Do you believe in the law of attraction?

Yes.

Do you believe that you manifested your role

in To All the Boys I've Loved Before?

Yes.

Is there anything else that you've manifested

into existence besides that?

I'm sure there is.

We'll leave it at that.

What do you think about telling your crushes

that you like them?

Do you think that you should always let them know

that you like them?

No.

Why not?

'Cause, you know,

sometimes it's just like not the right timing to do so.

Like if you were to date--

If they were dating someone else you wouldn't wanna like..

No.

Not trying to be a homewrecker.

That's good.

Do you think playing hard to get works?

Yes.

[Noah] If somebody that you knew had a crush on me..

That I knew.

That you knew like if somebody you knew had a crush on me

would you tell me they had a crush on me?

No.

Lie.

[laughing]

[Noah] I'm gonna ask you a question now.

Okay.

[Noah] And it's the last question.

Okay.

Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test

and we didn't catch you?

No.

[Barry] That's true.

[Noah] Yeah, you're pretty honest.

Take it off!

[laughing]

Take it off!

[Barry] Well, you're fucked now brother.

I know.

You were concerned but like you have nothing

to be concerned about.

I'm not too concerned it's gonna ruin my career probably.

Noah, to calibrate the machine--

I didn't do it first of all.

[Lana laughs]

Just wanna let you know.

To calibrate the machine

I'm gonna ask you some straightforward questions

and please answer honestly.

Is your name Noah Centineo?

Yes.

Are you 23 years old?

Yes.

And are you nervous?

Yeah.

Barry, are we ready?

We are ready.

[Lana] Okay, you were born in Miami, Florida.

Do you like LA better?

Yeah.

Would you say you've adopted the LA lifestyle

since moving here?

Yes.

Do you do yoga more than once a week?

No.

Have you had pressed juice in the past 24 hours?

No.

Do you prefer flip flops or sneakers?

Sneakers.

Would you consider yourself a heartthrob?

Yeah.

A lie.

I don't consider myself a heartthrob,

but I mean I guess I kind of have to accept it.

[Lana] Yep.

There you go.

Would you consider yourself a heartthrob more than this man?

No.

No reading that was too close.

It was a gray area,

you were..

We can ask it again or move on.

Would you consider yourself more of a heartthrob

than Mark Ruffalo?

No.

True.

That's true.

Do you think you've broken more hearts than this man?

George Clooney.

No.

[Barry] True.

Okay.

I really wanna know this one.

You've been in several teen rom-coms on Netflix.

Was ours your favorite one?

Yes.

[Barry] True.

Oh, thank God!

Okay.

[laughing]

Okay.

So is it safe to assume you have a pretty good relationship

with important people at Netflix?

Yes.

Could you ask them to bring Friends back?

Yeah, is Friends not on Netflix?

[Lana] Well, to bring it back.

Yeah, I would ask.

Have you ever posted a thirst trap

on Instagram to get into the algorithm?

No.

True.

I didn't even know that was a thing.

Do you spend more than three hours a day on Instagram?

No.

Do you ever go back and read your old tweets?

Yes.

[Lana laughs]

[Noah laughs]

What is that laugh?

On January 21, 2018--

Okay.

You tweeted that you were binge watching your camera roll.

Do you think that you're a narcissist?

Yes.

Is that real?

True.

Okay.

On July 12th, 2018,

you tweeted, I miss the 70's.

Were you alive in the 70s?

[Noah laughs]

Yeah.

No no no I wasn't alive but,

just the era.

[Lana] Yeah.

And the culture.

On April 27th, 2018,

you tweeted, What is the definition of smitten?

Me, right now, in this airport, dreaming about a stranger.

I remember that.

[Lana] Did you ever tell that stranger how you felt?

No.

Is it true you tore your ACL?

Yeah.

And is it true that you rented out an Airbnb

for six days to recover?

Yeah.

In Malibu.

[Lana] Well why--

'Cause I'm boujee like that.

[Lana] 'Cause you're boujee like that!

Come on.

You couldn't have recovered in your own home?

[Noah] I could've.

[Lana] Do you think anyone you've worked with would say

you're a diva?

Oh my God, I feel so bad.

Okay.

No?

That's true.

You believe it.

Yeah.

[Lana] Do you have any tattoos?

No.

Would you ever get a tattoo with me?

Yeah.

[Lana] Do you know what we'd get?

When we're 60.

Yeah.

What would we get?

We'd get..

I don't know what we'd get.

[Lana] I don't know either.

But you thought I told the truth on that one, huh?

You!

Okay.

Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test

and we didn't catch you?

Yeah.

[Lana] Barry, is that true?

That is true.

What did you lie about?

A couple of things.

Couple of things.

The tattoo.

He lied about--

Did you lie about the tattoo?

Did you lie about..

[laughing]

Starring: Noah Centineo, Lana Condor

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